Sorry!

[xp_roulette]

I appologise for the commotion currently going on on the second floor. I did not think that trying to explain quantum physics to Kyle would result in Forge chasing him around with a broom and yelling: "Get back here! I'm going to prove quantum principles to you!"

Entertaining as all hell though.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Ah, my suitemates are a veritable font of air-polluting entertainment, it's true. In all fairness, though, who hasn't given serious thought to hammering a point into Kyle with a broom?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the staff has had a memo or two about that.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Is that what that is? I can hear it /through/ the sound proofing in the music room.

Well...okay, so I can hear through it usually anyway but this is particularly disturbing.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. He deserves it.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I figured that. It's Kyle. *g*

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey! I totally NEVER deserve it. Not for this. Forge was talking about putting a cat in a box with nuclear waste!

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

He was talking about some German scientist who proved some.. I dunno, theory and to do it he put a cat in a box with a radioactive something or other.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Oh.

That's just a hypothetical cat. If you had a real cat, it would be meaningless.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

You might need to explain in simple words. Does he even know what hypothetical means?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What she means is, Schrodinger never actually did that to a cat. It's a theory. Like relativity.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Down, Tommy. Don't make me bust out the spray bottle.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so scard, I think I'm shaking.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What are you? Like five?

You are so getting squirtgunned now.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

I'm not the wicked FOH of then West. I won't melt. Should I be afraid of water?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Just nod and back away slowly, mate. She'll make you pay. Occasionally with bedroom doors and the contents of bookshelves. Which, incidentally, are both quite heavy.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Behave, or I'll lend her my turbocharged dihydrogen monoxide projector.

Hey, question for you - how good are you getting with different forms of steel?

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Big words may scare your pray but I'm still not scared.

I can read up. I'm still experimenting with alloys, but seems I can't do it unless distracted.

Why?

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

He can use a dictionary just like anyone else.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Why can't you say Super Soaker like everyone else?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Because it is to a super soaker what your larynx is to a kazoo.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Because I have a favor to ask, and I think you might actually enjoy it. I'll drop by later this weekend.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

No, it's because you like to look smart. I'm on to you.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

But I am smart. I also call it that because it confuses Kyle and he's convinced it's a death ray that'll give him cancer.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Has he seen the research done by the good folks at DHMO.org (http://www.dhmo.org/)? Because everyone should. The dangers are well documented.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

But danger makes it fun!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I know what hypothetical means. I was making fun of my roommate and his crazy science obsession. It was a joke. A jest. A jibe. A jape. I'm running out of four letter words beginning with j that mean "I was being funny, you anti-social humor-deprived ass!"

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm immune to cancer.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know, despite the fact that I like words like "awesome" and "dude" and "Totally fucking sweet", I got a B+ in English last year and I'm getting probably about the same this year.

Yes, I had to bust my ass for it, but I earned that damn grade.

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm so insulted.

Go read the dictionary again. Are you gonig to memorize K next?

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I was defending you!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I know. Thank you.

I'm just sick of that asshole insulting me just because he's afraid of me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Blah, blah, bigot cakes. Man, you need to get laid or something just to get the stick out of your ass.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Waterballoons?

[x-traitor.livejournal.com]

Why, can't find another to play fetch with?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Tommy, either calm down or take this off the journals. I mean it. Or you'll be stepping in dog crap for the rest of the week.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Jealous? You had your chance.