The Pros and Cons of Having a Roomate

Pro: She's used to being waited on, so she doesn't mind my "straightening" things

Con: She leaves her crap all over the place, I'm obsessive-compulsive, not a maid.

Pro: I get to expose her to all new American things

Con: She expresses her displeasure at my music by covering her ears and demanding I "turn that garbage down!"

Pro: She wouldn't be caught dead in my clothes, so no worries about her borrowing them.

Con: She found my candy stash.

Pro: Hey! Built-in air-conditoner. Our room is now always nice, comfy, and cool.

Con: I'm not too crazy about the dew, though.