Hey, boys?
Apr. 30th, 2009 11:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_rouletteA lesson for the future:
If you are "dating" a girl, whom you've referred to as your "girlfriend" on more than occasion, it's probably not a good idea to stop returning her phonecalls or text messages, and drop off the face of the planet only to magically reappear at some dive bar in Brooklyn you frequented with said "girlfriend," sucking face with another chick.
If you've got a Y chromosome, don't talk to me today. Or I might be forced to do to you what I did to Travis, which was to kick his testicles into his spine.
Stupid shit-eating douchebag ASSHOLE.
If you are "dating" a girl, whom you've referred to as your "girlfriend" on more than occasion, it's probably not a good idea to stop returning her phonecalls or text messages, and drop off the face of the planet only to magically reappear at some dive bar in Brooklyn you frequented with said "girlfriend," sucking face with another chick.
If you've got a Y chromosome, don't talk to me today. Or I might be forced to do to you what I did to Travis, which was to kick his testicles into his spine.
Stupid shit-eating douchebag ASSHOLE.
