Can't ... breathe...

[xp_roulette]

Oh, beautiful, beautiful, benevolent, loving powers that be. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for delivering what is quite possibly the best laugh I've had in my entire life. I am literally crying with joy.

New girl! Your squirrel shall never go without treats, as long as Auntie Jennie is around.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, did Marius get molested by a SQUIRREL?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This is the best day ever. The universe has finally balanced the scales for that damn monkey incident at the fair.

[x-nothungry.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage MJ. He almost tore up my favorite shirt after, uhm, 'attacking' Marius...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, you have only just met Marius. While he can be very charming, knowing him long enough will tell you that he deserved every second of squirrel-induced trauma

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

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Monkeys...

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

Monkey Joe is in trouble right now, you shouldn't feed him because of what he did.

He shouldn't be jumping on people's heads. T___T

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, I assure you. This is not the first time Marius has been attacked by something small and fuzzy. There are absolutely no hard feelings.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

It's not the first time? What else has? I'm still sorry, I mean, he really shouldn't be doing that.

His name is Marius then?