At the risk of further inciting the pitchfork-toting mob

[xp_roulette]

Oh, look, the Oscars are on.

I'm being very petty and snarky at the dresses in the rec room. You would think that being stupidly rich, these people could afford taste. Or can pay people that have taste to tell them what to wear. Like, Penelope, did you skin a muppet for that dress? Also, a lot these starlets need a cheeseburger. Stat.

Join me if you wish.

Comments

[x-viento.livejournal.com]

And a malt. Teenaged boys in a dress, less attractive than they seem to think.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Is it because the camera adds ten pounds? Because then that's scary.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I demand to know how Cate looks so perfect every single year.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

The blood of young virgins?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That seems worth it...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

yeeeeah, but then they lock you up in the looney bin. They tend to frown on that.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Tragically, you're right. I suppose I'll just have to grow old and wrinkly and not be fabulous like Cate.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

aw, but you are fabulous. I'd like to see Oscar De La Renta do a dress for you

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Oh Jennie, you're so sweet.

Check's in the mail.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

awesome! I mean...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Shhh

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, I volunt... wait. Nevermind. Can't.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Kyle, that was just disturbing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What? She's HOT.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Isn't that what her nominated movie is about?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

who's the creepy cat lady then?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Judi Dench?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I mean here. The only one I can come up with is Mr. Summ--

*cough* Judi Dench it is.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

If I can't be Cate, Scott is NOT allowed to be Dame Judi Dench.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

But she's so stately. And she plays M! It's an honor to be compared to her!

I am so getting a detention.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. Hence "get to".

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

Well, Mr. Marko's got a cat, too.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

well, he is closer in age...