Dear NYU and Columbia
Feb. 2nd, 2007 04:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_rouletteWhy do you have to be such a pain in the ass to apply to? Why? WHY?
I love the essays. "Why do you want to come to school here?"
Reason #1: You're close by.
Reason #2: Your cirruculum is something I respond to.
Reason #3: You're close by.
Reason #4: Bragging rights.
Reason #5: You're close by, and I hate change.
Reason #6: I'm smarter than hell, did you even see my SATs?
Reason #7: I'm the illegitimate daughter of a shipping tycoon and a former resident of the Three Crowns Mobile Home Park, and I want to add the title of "Illegitimate daughter of shipping tycoon and *insert name of school* graduate."
Reason #8: Yeah, you're close by.
And hey, if I don't get in, there's always Clown College.
I love the essays. "Why do you want to come to school here?"
Reason #1: You're close by.
Reason #2: Your cirruculum is something I respond to.
Reason #3: You're close by.
Reason #4: Bragging rights.
Reason #5: You're close by, and I hate change.
Reason #6: I'm smarter than hell, did you even see my SATs?
Reason #7: I'm the illegitimate daughter of a shipping tycoon and a former resident of the Three Crowns Mobile Home Park, and I want to add the title of "Illegitimate daughter of shipping tycoon and *insert name of school* graduate."
Reason #8: Yeah, you're close by.
And hey, if I don't get in, there's always Clown College.
