A new St. Patrick's tradition

[xp_roulette]

Bottle of wine, entire grocery store chicken, and Netflix.

Maximum single life level achieved.

Comments

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I would like to point out that I was not picturing your underage self.

I was picturing your very legal self, thank you.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I hope Marius gets back soon and you can smarm at each other to the point you'll both open up a black hole smarm singularity and get sucked in.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I'd much rather you consider me smarmy rather than a pedophile. I do have limits, you know

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Our legal system thanks you.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Now that that's settled, a question: is St. Patrick's Day a couple holiday?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure it's a dumb kids get wasted and vomit on every available surface holiday.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Good. I was worried I'd missed a memo.

There's nothing wrong with enjoying Netflix with chicken, by the way.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Good, because I'm not bothering with a glass. Or utensils.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm regretting agreeing to hang out with Matt now.

Are napkins involved?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Nope. I'm just wiping my hands all over my shirt. And hair.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

You know, there are some cultures that think animal fat is healthy for hair. The Cree people use bear fat though. Chicken smells too delicious

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind to grab a rotisserie bear next time I'm at Wegman's.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

If it's a polar bear, stay away from the liver. It has enough Vitamin A to kill a human.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Not a problem, not all of us can afford polar bear.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

Even the Inuits can't afford polar bears....

Well, enjoy your chicken and netflix, Jennie. I look forward to another random conversation.

Cheers!

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

No chocolate?