Reports of My Demise

[xp_roulette]

Have been greatly exaggerated.

I'm back, children. Miss me?

Of course you did.

As for where I was, well, remember when I used to say that I had the longest drama-free streak? Not so much anymore. Powers trauma. And that's all I'm going to say on the subject. As for my stunning new physique, when Mr. Summers gives his "Energy manipulators need to eat a lot for a REASON" speech, there really is a reason. It's why I no longer have boobs. The doctors say I will regain all the weight within a few weeks. Which is good, because being 5'7" and weighing 95 pounds? Not fun.

Also? I drop off the face of the planet for two months and suddenly we're crawling with new students. Who are all you people and what are you doing here? For those that don't know, I'm Jennie Stavros. When I put the weight back on, I'm the pretty one.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm totally prettier than you are.

Seriously though, welcome back.

Hey, are you on -my- calorie count for the next while? Because I totally have mad sandwhich skills, ask Angel.

As soon as I figure out if it's you or Marius I yell at, there'll probably be a yelling, but I figure it can wait. Yellings don't go bad or anything.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Sandwiches aren't on the menu just yet, Kyle.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Are mashed potatoes? Because I mash potatoes like whoa. I mean, if you need help with mashing.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

As long as it doesn't involve hard boiled eggs. If I have have to eat another hard boiled egg I will scream.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Quit whining and drink the tasty protein shake.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Does it come in another flavor? other than strawberry and ass?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Not really, that's pretty much the nature of protein shakes. But I'll see what I can do.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

How longer do I have to drink the processed ass protein shakes?

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Considering it's the only way to shovel 5000 calories a day into you without making you sick? Probably a week or so, but you can have more and more solids every day.

I know it sucks. I've been there.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I graduated to pudding already! I'm so proud of me!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What kind of pudding?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I am way prettier. Or I was, will be.

I miss my boobs.

And would this be the Angel that now lives in my suite?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

We miss them too and hope they come home soon.

The cute red-haired one with the fire and microwave powers, but not the one who turns into lava and not the one with the wacky hair powers. That's Amara. We got a bunch of fire people and a bunch of red-head people.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I go away for two months and we have an abundance of new redheads and blondes.

They must be breeding like mad under the woodpile or something.