Dear Universe:

[xp_roulette]

Hey, can I go a day without something absolutely shit-tastic happening? Is that okay? Can we do that, universe?

Worst month ever.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

If there's anything I can do, let me know? If you need some distance, I hear there's someone here with a newly-finished car that's practically screaming for a drive...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I really don't want to beak your car. Not after all the work you've put into it.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I meant go for a drive - I doubt you could break the car as a passenger.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I never told you about the time I fought with my Mom and caused a flat while we were driving, did I?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

No, you didn't. I'll grab my keys and you can tell me all about it.

The car has run-flat tires, by the way. Garage in ten?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh for crying out loud...

Fine. I'll be there.

[x-traction.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. I'd invite you to come and talk, but I don't think that would be the best idea at the time. Please make sure to speak with someone though, I can only imagining how upset you must be right now.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Everybody knows the universe never listens.