Damnit, Shiro

[xp_roulette]

You jinxed it. Street Fighter is on TV.

Oh my God, it's so bad. So very very bad.

Comments

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

My country claims no responsibility for anything Kylie Minogue says or does in relationship to this movie.

(Cast an Aussie as a Brit. Why not? It's not as if Americans will notice the commander of the American forces is French, either.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I believe he's Belgian. Even the French look down on Belgians.

Why am I still watching this?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Ah, Belgium. Lousy actors, great waffles.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

...I'm afraid you just killed me by laughing. Alex will be taking his revenge when he stops looking at me as though I've lost my mind, I'm sure.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Not all Belgians, just that one

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

They cast a Chinese man as Ryu. And not even mainland Chinese.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

of course it is.

you can apologize by defending yourself to the death!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

HADOKEN.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

poop.

want some pocky?

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Is the sky blue?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

no, it was gray earlier and now it's black.

and no throwing fireballs against my swords! or I will teleport them to your bed and you won't ahve anywhere to sleep!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You brought it up. The TV gods took that as a sign and now it's on.

I mean, Doug was bitching about Batman and Robin the other day and now it's all over cinemax.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

That's because it was such a godawful movie. Where do I start?

BATGIRL IS NOT ALFRED'S NIECE, AND SHE'S NOT A VALLEY GIRL, AND SHE'S NOT BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I seem to have temporarily forgotten how to turn the capslock off.

But really, I can sum up the crappiness of that movie in one word.

Bat-nipples.

Hey!

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I liked Batman & Robin. Complete popcorn movie with no redeaming features whatsoever. What more could you want when looking for empty calories at 2am in the morning? It's not like I'm looking for War & Peace when I'm trying to beat my brain into submission, afterall.