Um.

[xp_roulette]

What the hell was that bang?

Is this normal, or should I be worried?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Oh god, now it reeks too.

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[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

-groan- Terrible joke. Terrible.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't hang out my shingle on that one, huh?

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Keep it up and I'm ceiling my door and not letting you in.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

And I suppose weather or not I brought gifts, all my attempts to get you to open it would be in vane?

(If you were serious, that was the last one, promise. :))

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

You could spout all you like, but once I have taken a stand I won't come down.

(Dangling puns, it's like a dangling participle, only stranger. And when am I ever serious about puns? Or locking you out?)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Darnit, I think you win this one. I'm trying to figure out a sentence in which I can reasonably use "Chimney Cricket" but I'm getting nothing but gutterballs. Heh, well, okay, maybe I've still got one. :)

(Just making sure. You win the girlfriend vs. puns competition every time.)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Chimney is indeed, very hard. But hey, since I've won I won't attic you any longer.

(Given you inadvertantly gave the prize you won for punning with Fafnir, I think I knew that. :D )

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

I surrender; you've floored me. :)

(Fyrlaf, not Fafnir. From everything I heard about him, Fafnir would've chomped first, burned the rest for later, and not bothered with asking questions at all.)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Beating the champ, it's a storey I'll be able to tell the grandkids one day.

(Clealry I'm not winning on the matter of coherent thinking and typing. Droping words and stuff, too. Should be in bed...)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

And meanwhile I'll be over there railing against my bad luck. :)

(Yes you should. Can I bring you up some of the non-meat ice cream, or would you just faceplant into the bowl halfway through? Not that that wouldn't be cute, mind you, but your nose'd get cold.)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

If you do that too loudly, people will stair.

(Mmm... bring a small bowl? Also, no intentionally introuducing my nose to the ice cream. If I manage not to fall asleep, you don't get to put cream on my nose just because it's cute.)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm used to that, as sill-y as I am.

(Phooey. But okay, on my way up.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

yes, please stop. The puns are making my head hurt.