*tap* Is this thing on?

[xp_roulette]

Okay, they told me I should post to this journal-thing, say hi and stuff.

My name is Jennifer Stavros, but I go by Jennie. With an "ie" instead of a "y"

I'm 16, and I'm from Las Vegas, and I'm a probability manipulator.

And, uh, yeah. Hi. :)

Comments

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Oh, she is, absolutely. That doesn't make her any more controllable or any less of a spaz when she's exposed to sweets.

. . . And that's not fair.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Am I supposed to play fair? I didn't get that memo.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I suppose this is a good lesson for the new arrival: Don't trust the green-haired cook. She doesn't play fair.

But if you play by her rules, then you get handsomely rewarded.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Spoken like a man who is still trying to figure out if I have more pocky left over or not. ;)

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

. . .

Pay no attention to the man sneaking into the kitchen.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

That works so much better when I'm not in the kitchen.

...ooh, bringing the boyfriend with you, that's so cheating.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as strategy.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

It's a sneaky strategy.

Worked though.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I like how the Danger Room teaches me life skills in addition to field skills.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Nothing like pocky scamming for fun and profit.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

I should start a pyramid scheme on the Internet. Recruit fifty of your closest friends and relatives, and you get a free box of Giant Pocky.

Now I know how to pay for college.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Except that pyramid schemes are illegal?

You could always hope you don't get caught I guess.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

what the hell is pocky?

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Only the best food ever (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocky).

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

This is Pocky (http://www.glico.co.jp/pocky/index.htm). Of course, that's in Japanese so Shiro will have to translate it for you.

Or you could come down to the kitchen and I'll give you a sample. Which I think is much more illustrative and less time intensive.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

sure! now if I could just remember where the kitchen was...

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Ground floor, back of the house, faces the pool. Just ask anyone you meet along the way.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll blunder my way down there.

*squee! there's a pool!*

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

There's a pool and a tennis court and a basketball court and a lake and...seriously, hon? Name it and we probably have it.

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

Including summer, indoor, one-sided snowball fights.

Duck. ;)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

AGH!