Oh my my my

[xp_roulette]

Do my eyes deceive me? Do we have more fresh meat at hand, this one wee and male?

Come now, spill! Let Auntie Jennie know all the details..

Comments

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

You sound disturbingly like you're about to eat him alive, Auntie Jennie.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Non! Where's the fun in that? Then I can't play with him anymore.

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Excellent point. I heard some of the girls giggling over him in the halls earlier. Be careful you don't break him, they might not take that well.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Pfft, he's student right? He's safe from me. Alas, I am old and decrepit and in danger of committing a felony.

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Is he? All I had heard was that there was someone new and that the younger set considered him to be eligible for crushing on. Unfortunately that doesn't really distinguish between the students and the adults.

In any event, if you're old and decrepit, I shudder to think what that makes me? Positively mouldering?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

We are but two beautiful old ladies. One of whom has something to tell meeeee....

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

You mean about my shiny new pins?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Those are the ones! A celebration is totally in order.

[x-sway.livejournal.com]

Yes! We two old ladies can go have some (Long Island iced) tea while we admire my new jewelry.

[x-dryad.livejournal.com]

His name is Julian and he's from California?

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

Those are both accurate. More specifically though Julian Keller and from Beverly Hills, Cali.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Dude. He's like, pimp daddy to the little high schoolers!

...should I loan him my pimp cane?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Clarice. You are going to likely give the poor boy some sort of therapy-requiring trauma.

I am not sure how comfortable I would have been when I was a student if everyone was talking about me as though I were some kind of object.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Marie-Ange, simply being here will do it too. I mean, I'm good, but I'm not quite THAT good.

I think you're over thinking things. But, at least I am not ogling his butt.

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

I actually brought my own, but thank you ;)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Oh good. Were you a boyscout as a child?

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

Nah, they wouldn't take me.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

And yet, you're so prepared. Amazing.

I'll make you a pimp daddy merit badge.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Oh no, a new guy! However will we cope?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Miss Amara! When did you get back in?

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

Just a few days ago! I thought it was about time I graced you all with my presence once more.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Bets on who the first one is to get distracted by staring at his butt in self-defense class and end up flat on their back in the less fun way as a result?

[x-cynosure.livejournal.com]

From the sound of things, it may be that self-defense will not be enough; the boy may well need a bodyguard.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You might be right there, but I'm only in the business of teaching self-defense so he's on his own on that one unless he goes and hides behind me when being run down by hormonal teenage girls. Though pairing up for exercises might get a little more interesting.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye will protect PastramiFriend! Fierce feline bodyguard, mrrrrrrrrrrt!

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

Thanks Cat...I am PastramiFriend, right?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Very welcome and yesyesyes!

[x-empath.livejournal.com]

It is disturbing that you would declare such young meat _Fresh_ meat, as said above, you would eat him alive, or the girl, depending on your mood and current frame of mind.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Mr. Pot, there's a Mr. Kettle for you on the black courtesy phone...

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

What exactly did you want to know? ;)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Everything darling, simply everything...

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

There's an awful lot to tell really, I: play basketball, love to swim, enjoy a quality beach, am a telekinetic, am from Beverly Hills...if you want to know more, you'll have to buy me a cup of coffee ;)