Everybody shut the fuck up!

[xp_roulette]

I've lived to my 20th birthday and I have cake. It is a cause pour la célébration.

If anything, come look at the cake Wanda and Forge made me. With lasers.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, babe. Now grab a piece and come on with us to Harry's.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

sorry pal. rather stuck here what with the bruised internal organs and all.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh no. I'm grabbing one of the Professor's spare wheelchairs and you're coming along.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I look like shit!

Literally!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Fifteen minutes or I send Marius down with a sponge bath!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You can't threaten me with Marius. He's canny, that one. He likes to keep his limbs attached.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Twelve minutes before I rewire the intercom in the medlab to replay that "Numa Numa" song over and over again.

Come on, you're alive. Act like it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

It's going to take me at least 20 minutes to shower without help!

(No, Marius, you may not help)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'll drop folks off and then come back to grab you, then. I'll even buy you a Shirley Temple.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

This is my annoyed face.

[x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com]

Oh honey, you just had to ask. ;)

Of course I was also planning on seeing if we could wheel the bed down there but the chair works just as well...