Thank God for Insurance.

[xp_roulette]

So, the dentist fixed the tooth that got cracked in half when the super-strong nigh-invulnerable guy punched me in the face with his sword. It's fantastic, I can't feel the left side of my face.

Unfortunately, the receptionist also gave me a concerned look and slipped me a pamphlet to the local battered women's shelter. I don't think she bought my usual cover story of "I'm really into cage fighting." I'm probably going to have to come up with a new one.

Comments

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yeah. This I know so very well. At least it doesn't hurt to chew anymore.

[x-snowflake.livejournal.com]

Well, good dental hygiene is apparently part of a healthy lifestyle. I was reading that on some website the other day, anyway; although probably it wasn't talking about people punching you in the face. Which is kind of a big gap in most literature, actually. It's not like it doesn't happen on a regular basis, there is no reason not to include it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

It's because people like to pretend that everything is hugs and puppies all the time and aren't willing to admit that sometimes, life just sucks.