Since this is too good to lose in a thread

[xp_roulette]

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Her name is Amanti Laverne and she loves me very very much...

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[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I'll mourn deeply at your funeral when he kills you.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Kill? Bah. He's not going to kill me. To be embarassed, he'd actually have to have some shame. Which he doesn't.

He does, however, believe in repaying the favor. Which is why I am so happy no photos of my childhood are in a place that is readility accessible.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'm more glad I don't have anyone who'd try to find baby pictures of me or that there aren't any in existence any longer to be found in the first place.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

But you have some? If they exist, they can be found! Don't you have any of them with you?