First Day!

[xp_roulette]

Just got home.

College is different. While waiting for my first dance class, I was surrounded by anorexic barbie dolls who were eyeing my thighs like they are either jealous or disgusted. I am not sure which. Or they could just be hungry. Girlfriends need a cheeseburger, stat.

Also? Note to self. Drive from now on, not unless you want to be late to every class. I'm looking at you, Mr. International Driver's license.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Now, is that any appropriate way to thank your driver? Empire State isn't precisely across the street.

I, on the other hand, was consigned to a day in the presence of various professors, not one of whom appears to possess a sense of humour. Clearly this must be rectified.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You realize the speed limit is only a suggestion, right? I could have had us there in half the time. And the fuzz wouldn't have even batted an eyelash.

And hopefully your professors all had English as their native language. All of my math professors all seem to either be from Calcutta or Shanghai. I am not sure which is the more incomprehensible.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it. I'd almost missed Professor Erskine trying to cajole, woo, and bribe me into the Engineering program. Although telling him "for my summer vacation I redesigned the civic engineering system of an entire country. How's your tenure?" seems to have mollified him a bit.

NYU and ESU aren't that far apart, and if you guys need a faster ride...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Only if I get to drive.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Wait, did you mean drive my car? You don't own any shirts low-cut enough, dear.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Who's to say I haven't already? Someone needed to keep the battery running, sweatpea.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Wait, you drove my car? What else did you do while everyone thought I was dead, wear my underwear and use my toothbrush?

Next time I get stuck in a temporal anomaly, I'm taking my keys with me.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I was trying to keep it in working order, doofus. Next time I'll just let the battery die.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I do appreciate the sentiment, though. At least Scott didn't take it out. I'm not sure I have time to rebuild it a second time.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

All this talk of cars reminds me that I've got to see about learning to drive once my birthday is done with. Does Mr Summers still take Driver's Ed?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Jealous. Totally. And hungry.

FOR YOUR FLESH.

.. wait, no. Unless you have zombie classmates?