WTF?

[xp_roulette]

I get home from spending the night with the pater familias and co and people are either asking if it's true or congratulating me. Seriously guys, what the hell?

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[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Aren't you normally supposed to congratulate the mother to be?

Have you thought of names yet, because Garrison does have a nice ring to it...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I was told Marius and you are expecting. Which is creepy, I'll grant you, but we've always been hoping you kids would get together.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

.....who told you that?

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

I got it from the rumour mill. I guess, who was it, Laurie or Esme? I get teenaged blondes confused. Oh, was it supposed to be a secret? I apologize, although everyone in the mansion has been talking about it all day...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I am not pregnant. Whoever started this thing is full of crap. And about to get hurt.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, this is uncomfortable...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Also kind of relieved to hear that, Jennie, although please, if you find out who started it, come and see me before you start wreaking any violence? As a responsible educator I'm supposed to make sure that these things get worked out non-violently and all.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Fine. No violence.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Aw, and I had this really great idea for a perfect gift for the baby shower!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man. Why doesn't anyone just ASK the people who would know? I mean, okay, not that they -ever- talk to me, but still.