The Pros and Cons of Having a Roomate

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Pro: She's used to being waited on, so she doesn't mind my "straightening" things

Con: She leaves her crap all over the place, I'm obsessive-compulsive, not a maid.

Pro: I get to expose her to all new American things

Con: She expresses her displeasure at my music by covering her ears and demanding I "turn that garbage down!"

Pro: She wouldn't be caught dead in my clothes, so no worries about her borrowing them.

Con: She found my candy stash.

Pro: Hey! Built-in air-conditoner. Our room is now always nice, comfy, and cool.

Con: I'm not too crazy about the dew, though.

Comments

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

I did not take your candy. Locked doors probably don't mean much to a large number of people around here. I don't know who would want ant-covered candy, though.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Next time, let me handle the ant-candy, okay? I don't need you going through my sock drawer. Plus, it was in a ziplock baggie. You think little miss OCD would let frigging ants in her domain?

And the dew thing was a joke. You do have those in Attilan, right? Calm. Zen. With most of the above, I was *kidding*.