Bwhahahaha

[xp_roulette]

So I'm up early, as is my wont these days, and I'm watching the news.

So the Republican't guy Ron Blake just had to cancel filming for a new tv spot, because, get this, all of his equipment turned to bacon.

Like. The camera was camera-shaped bacon. The microphone was micro-phone shaped bacon. It was all bacon.

Obviously a mutant did it, according to the news and Ronny-boy, and if it was then they get my kudos. I mean, yeah, we look super bad now, but seriously. Bacon. The most I ever managed was getting the toaster to toast the exact shape of Saskatchewan for a day and a half. I am impressed.

Also. My sinuses are informing me it may be our little New York jokester.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Well, on that note, I'm feeling like bacon for breakfast. Anybody else want in on this tastiness?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Baaaaaaacon

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I kinda wanna see a boom mic made of bacon, though, not gonna lie.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there are photos somewhere. Just wait until Faux News starts posting them.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Ha. They're saying it had to be a mutant because who would take the time to actually make a set of bacon utensils for the food table?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I mean. We're also to blame for falling stock prices, bad hair days and papercuts. WHY NOT.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the price of oil, bread that won't rise, and burnt french fries. Which I guess would go with the bacon. Only more like hash browns. (Hash browns for breakfast. Cooked in bacon grease.)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You're on breakfast duty. As of now.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yes. And breakfast will be served in honor of our mysterious person going around messing with anti-mutant people. And also we should make some kind of offering to the karma gods that this doesn't blow back on other mutants without our kind of backup.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I mean, it will. But not before Gawker has a field day.

YAY FOOD.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How do you feel about a breakfast scramble in addition to the bacon and fried potatoes?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Do it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm with Cece.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Gotta have a vegetarian option.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Hard to believe a year ago I was cooking you breakfast and throwing potatoes at you.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Careful, I might decide to return the favor.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Do go on...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I mean, grate up a potato and toss it at Cece. It can be like a game. Whoever gets the most potato to stick to her wins! (And probably gets slapped. But pssh - details.)

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I don't slap people.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's right, you're more of a punching people kinda girl when violence is called for.

[x-longshot.livejournal.com]

Well, they're lucky to have all that bacon to themselves now.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Right? I kinda want to get in on that bacon action. But at the same time, kinda not.