Bwhahahaha

[xp_roulette]

So I'm up early, as is my wont these days, and I'm watching the news.

So the Republican't guy Ron Blake just had to cancel filming for a new tv spot, because, get this, all of his equipment turned to bacon.

Like. The camera was camera-shaped bacon. The microphone was micro-phone shaped bacon. It was all bacon.

Obviously a mutant did it, according to the news and Ronny-boy, and if it was then they get my kudos. I mean, yeah, we look super bad now, but seriously. Bacon. The most I ever managed was getting the toaster to toast the exact shape of Saskatchewan for a day and a half. I am impressed.

Also. My sinuses are informing me it may be our little New York jokester.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

How do you feel about a breakfast scramble in addition to the bacon and fried potatoes?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Do it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm with Cece.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Gotta have a vegetarian option.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Hard to believe a year ago I was cooking you breakfast and throwing potatoes at you.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Careful, I might decide to return the favor.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Do go on...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I mean, grate up a potato and toss it at Cece. It can be like a game. Whoever gets the most potato to stick to her wins! (And probably gets slapped. But pssh - details.)

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I don't slap people.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

That's right, you're more of a punching people kinda girl when violence is called for.