Hey!

[xp_roulette]

Why does Santa have three gardens?

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So he can Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Thank you, thank you, I'm stuck in Connecticut for the next five days, please, try the fish...

Comments

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

As long as they appreciate what they have! I will save you some cookies for when you get back!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yup, they appreciate me all right. As a walking, talking advertisement for birth control.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's not the ONLY reason why they appreciate you!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'm an amusing diversion whenever they get tired of snarking about my brother Dorian's latest conquest or what the ambiguously gay Representative has been up to.