Hey!

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

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So he can Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Thank you, thank you, I'm stuck in Connecticut for the next five days, please, try the fish...

Comments

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I love these jokes!

Why does Santa have a white beard?

So he can hide at the North Pole!

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Poor Jennie. Do not worry; it will all be over soon. Also, I look forward to seeing you dance next week.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. The horrible sense of humor is genetic...

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Too smart for a good joke, I figure?

How about, what smells most in a chimney?

Santa's nose!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I like good jokes. Know anyone with any?

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

I have plenty. Some of them are better in person.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

!! The mansion is just not the same without you, Jennie!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

The Niarchos family Christmas celebration just isn't the same without the illegitimate mutant daughter sideshow. I must go and fulfill my duties.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

As long as they appreciate what they have! I will save you some cookies for when you get back!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yup, they appreciate me all right. As a walking, talking advertisement for birth control.

[x-volcanic.livejournal.com]

I'm sure that's not the ONLY reason why they appreciate you!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Sure, I'm an amusing diversion whenever they get tired of snarking about my brother Dorian's latest conquest or what the ambiguously gay Representative has been up to.

[x-scion.livejournal.com]

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell Carrots?

Happy Holidays.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?

She gave him the cold shoulder.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know that Santa totally had to get therapy after getting stuck in a chimney, right?

He had serious Claus-trophobia!

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Thank you for illustrating why my Christmas wish every year is to forget how to speak English.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I do what I can.