Hey!

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

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So he can Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Thank you, thank you, I'm stuck in Connecticut for the next five days, please, try the fish...

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[x-scion.livejournal.com]

What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell Carrots?

Happy Holidays.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?

She gave him the cold shoulder.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know that Santa totally had to get therapy after getting stuck in a chimney, right?

He had serious Claus-trophobia!