As a public service announcement to the impressionable youngsters who may be reading this, remember page twelve of your introduction to the Xavier Institute, specifically the line that says "Miss Stavros Is Not A Role Model", with subheading 3a of page thirty-one that states "You do not want to grow up like Miss Stavros. Knowing where your underwear are at all times is a good thing."
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Date: 2008-09-21 04:58 am (UTC)As a public service announcement to the impressionable youngsters who may be reading this, remember page twelve of your introduction to the Xavier Institute, specifically the line that says "Miss Stavros Is Not A Role Model", with subheading 3a of page thirty-one that states "You do not want to grow up like Miss Stavros. Knowing where your underwear are at all times is a good thing."
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:02 am (UTC)(I ALWAYS know where my panties are! It's shoes I can never keep track of.)
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:04 am (UTC)Do you need a pickup? Or failing that, are you buying rounds yet?
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:07 am (UTC)Remember kids. Don't buy alcohol. Go to college and your professors will provide it for free.
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Date: 2008-09-22 12:50 am (UTC)Wow. You have found the best reason for me to apply myself at school, ever.
~Translated from Japanese~