While I often approve of such posts to the journals because they elicit such a scandalous response from Mr. Summers, I do hope you'd be mindful to be reckless in the company of friends so you can be irresponsible together.
No worries. It was my job for an awfully long time.
Besides, you give me the opportunity to express what pure, unadulterated joy I take in being able to look at certain journal conversations, stick my fingers in my ears, and go "Lalalala."
As a public service announcement to the impressionable youngsters who may be reading this, remember page twelve of your introduction to the Xavier Institute, specifically the line that says "Miss Stavros Is Not A Role Model", with subheading 3a of page thirty-one that states "You do not want to grow up like Miss Stavros. Knowing where your underwear are at all times is a good thing."
I'm told I'm cut off due to severe drunkenness. Although, I figure being able to still reply to journal entries should speak for my ability to still drink. But what can I say? (I'll be undrunk in no time anyhow. Gotta love that increased metabolism.)
The mansion residents still lose me here. Getting absolutely falling down drunk is absolutely something every person needs to experience once in their life. That's culturally part of what it is to be American. How could you even relate to others while missing key experiences like that?
I think experiencing and enjoying life without trying to judge every aspect of it is exactly what a role model should do.
For some of us it's more a question of powers consideration.
I'm sure I could get drunk and then decide to subjugate every available male over the age of 17 to be my willing cabana boy but I don't think anyone would really enjoy that. (Well, I might but I'd feel terrible when I was no longer drunk.)
So I think I'll leave the fun experience of getting wasted to those better able to enjoy it.
You're a good looking young girl. I'm sure you could find willing participants if not someone immune to the effect. I'd never advocate drinking alone for a ton of reasons.
To add to what Laurie said, drunken psis are often a very, very bad thing. I once ruined the night for a couple of innocent bystanders by scolding Bystander #1 for sleeping with Bystander #2's wife and plotting to off him for the insurance money.
I mean, in a sense it was also a public service, but...
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Date: 2008-09-22 01:00 am (UTC)Besides, you give me the opportunity to express what pure, unadulterated joy I take in being able to look at certain journal conversations, stick my fingers in my ears, and go "Lalalala."
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Date: 2008-09-22 01:37 am (UTC)I am happy I can bring such joy to the into your thoughts. The glow still hasn't worn off, has it?
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Date: 2008-09-21 04:44 am (UTC)But I wouldn't count on it.
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Date: 2008-09-21 04:50 am (UTC)(I'm waiting for Laurie to Disapprove)
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Date: 2008-09-21 04:58 am (UTC)As a public service announcement to the impressionable youngsters who may be reading this, remember page twelve of your introduction to the Xavier Institute, specifically the line that says "Miss Stavros Is Not A Role Model", with subheading 3a of page thirty-one that states "You do not want to grow up like Miss Stavros. Knowing where your underwear are at all times is a good thing."
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:02 am (UTC)(I ALWAYS know where my panties are! It's shoes I can never keep track of.)
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:04 am (UTC)Do you need a pickup? Or failing that, are you buying rounds yet?
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:07 am (UTC)Remember kids. Don't buy alcohol. Go to college and your professors will provide it for free.
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Date: 2008-09-22 12:50 am (UTC)Wow. You have found the best reason for me to apply myself at school, ever.
~Translated from Japanese~
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:04 am (UTC)But not for a lack of effort. I think I am somewhere between very tipsy and very very tipsy.
Maybe it is very ve tipsy. vevery? veryry?
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Date: 2008-09-21 01:41 pm (UTC)I think experiencing and enjoying life without trying to judge every aspect of it is exactly what a role model should do.
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:26 pm (UTC)I'm sure I could get drunk and then decide to subjugate every available male over the age of 17 to be my willing cabana boy but I don't think anyone would really enjoy that. (Well, I might but I'd feel terrible when I was no longer drunk.)
So I think I'll leave the fun experience of getting wasted to those better able to enjoy it.
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Date: 2008-09-21 02:52 pm (UTC)I mean, in a sense it was also a public service, but...
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Date: 2008-09-21 05:18 pm (UTC)Remind me to change majors. Anthropology majors don't get alcohol from our professors only bones.