Never thought I'd say this...

[xp_roulette]

But I can't wait for school to start. Comms shifts are all well and good, but I'm having to take up decorative oragami what with the lack of things to do.

Plus, I ain't liking this dry spell. I need to have some variety again. Forge has gotten more action than I have this summer. It's like the laws of the universe reversed somewhere. I expect the plague of locusts any day now...

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I've who to the what now?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Gotten more action. Your tail percentage is > than mine.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Define "action", for comparative purposes.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, see, when a guy and a girl like each other very very *much,* or they just get very drunk, they give each other a very special hug...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh. That. Well.

(Technically if we were in Attilan I could challenge you to a duel for such intimations, you know.)

Wait, why pick on my alleged "action"? What about Kyle?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What intimations? You and the little lady live together. 1 + 1 = 2, dude.

And we know Kyle gets action. That's not the point! "Blah blah blah girlfriend blah blah blah tired blah blah..."

It was like Marius leaving left all the other males rush to fill his quota or something...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

We share a suite, yes. Beyond that, well, I don't see where it's anyone's business.

(Stupid internal injuries and "no strenuous activity" doctor's orders...)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I merely stated a fact. It's not something to get all flustered about.

I mean, sex gives us orgasms and babies, what's not to love?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

It's a wee bit more complicated than that.

Again, pester Kyle! He's having way more sex than you!

(Because dude, if I'm having more than you, boy have you wasted your summer)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah yeah, she's a princess for whom manners are a secondary mutation, you're a dude from Texas who only views tact from a far and distant shore...

...You know, I think I once read a romance novel like that.

Kyle's sex drive is no fun to tease. Because there's some things even *I* don't want to know.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NO BABIES.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I totally never go 'blah blah blah girlfriend blah blah blah tired'. I'm TOTALLY up front about it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I KNOW you are. Hence the complaining.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, so who was the blah blah blah part then? Forge?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No, dummy. I was trying to delicately talk around the fact that you are quite vocal about your sex life.

Since, y'know, kids read this thing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh. Uh. Uh. OKAY THEN! Well, at least I wasn't Clarice down there!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yes children, this less in sex education in Jennie's journal is brought to you by Kyle and Clarice for whom subtlety is but a far off star that they can only watch from afar...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you don't have rhymingitis again, do you?

I can be subtle. I was totally subtle at Toad. Well, by Toad's standards.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You want rhymingitis?

There once was a boy named Kyle who could not catch a hint, until it was pounded into him by the business end of a hockey stick...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That didn't rhyme.

Dude, I'm not talking about it anymore, so WTH?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I think you and subtle parted ways long ago, Kyle. It doesn't even write to you anymore.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

...Not quite there, Dougie. Not quite.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Getting close?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0437984/

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

hmmm. Warmer..