Never thought I'd say this...

[xp_roulette]

But I can't wait for school to start. Comms shifts are all well and good, but I'm having to take up decorative oragami what with the lack of things to do.

Plus, I ain't liking this dry spell. I need to have some variety again. Forge has gotten more action than I have this summer. It's like the laws of the universe reversed somewhere. I expect the plague of locusts any day now...

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I've who to the what now?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Gotten more action. Your tail percentage is > than mine.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Define "action", for comparative purposes.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, see, when a guy and a girl like each other very very *much,* or they just get very drunk, they give each other a very special hug...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh. That. Well.

(Technically if we were in Attilan I could challenge you to a duel for such intimations, you know.)

Wait, why pick on my alleged "action"? What about Kyle?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

What intimations? You and the little lady live together. 1 + 1 = 2, dude.

And we know Kyle gets action. That's not the point! "Blah blah blah girlfriend blah blah blah tired blah blah..."

It was like Marius leaving left all the other males rush to fill his quota or something...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

We share a suite, yes. Beyond that, well, I don't see where it's anyone's business.

(Stupid internal injuries and "no strenuous activity" doctor's orders...)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I merely stated a fact. It's not something to get all flustered about.

I mean, sex gives us orgasms and babies, what's not to love?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

It's a wee bit more complicated than that.

Again, pester Kyle! He's having way more sex than you!

(Because dude, if I'm having more than you, boy have you wasted your summer)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah yeah, she's a princess for whom manners are a secondary mutation, you're a dude from Texas who only views tact from a far and distant shore...

...You know, I think I once read a romance novel like that.

Kyle's sex drive is no fun to tease. Because there's some things even *I* don't want to know.

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[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

If I have to smooth talk you into a date again to raise your spirits then I will, tonight... at 8.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you don't hear any complaints about Kyle's sex drive from me.

Well, not anymore.

[x-desperado.livejournal.com]

It's like a car wreck, you're torn between looking away and screaming TMI! and grabbing popcorn and watching the crash...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I totally never go 'blah blah blah girlfriend blah blah blah tired'. I'm TOTALLY up front about it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NO BABIES.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, wait, what? There were complaints?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

well, I was sick and yeah....I mean, you didn't complain that I was too sick to fool around, but I felt bad. And dude, you're like the energizer bunny - when I was getting better that was not really helpful. 'cause I'd be exhausted and you just kept going and going...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I KNOW you are. Hence the complaining.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I totally cooked for you!

And also, you need to tell me if you're tired, or whatever because I can't always tell and I mean, it's not like I'll DIE if I'm not getting it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wait, so who was the blah blah blah part then? Forge?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you jack off more than any three people here!! Except maybe the whore, Morgan.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DUDE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

that was a secret? oops...well, um, this is only the grad comm...

sorry...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, this is Jennie's journal so everyone can see it. I'm gonna go die of, like, mortification or something now and then where will you be?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No, dummy. I was trying to delicately talk around the fact that you are quite vocal about your sex life.

Since, y'know, kids read this thing.