Never thought I'd say this...

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But I can't wait for school to start. Comms shifts are all well and good, but I'm having to take up decorative oragami what with the lack of things to do.

Plus, I ain't liking this dry spell. I need to have some variety again. Forge has gotten more action than I have this summer. It's like the laws of the universe reversed somewhere. I expect the plague of locusts any day now...

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, wait, what? There were complaints?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

well, I was sick and yeah....I mean, you didn't complain that I was too sick to fool around, but I felt bad. And dude, you're like the energizer bunny - when I was getting better that was not really helpful. 'cause I'd be exhausted and you just kept going and going...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I totally cooked for you!

And also, you need to tell me if you're tired, or whatever because I can't always tell and I mean, it's not like I'll DIE if I'm not getting it.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

you jack off more than any three people here!! Except maybe the whore, Morgan.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DUDE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

that was a secret? oops...well, um, this is only the grad comm...

sorry...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, this is Jennie's journal so everyone can see it. I'm gonna go die of, like, mortification or something now and then where will you be?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

oh. SHIT. Um. Sorry!

I'll be very cute at your funeral. I promise. And I won't antagonize your parents any more than my existence already does.

You totally have a one track mind dude.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What, no like, mourning my untimely demise forever and ever?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Please. I'm like, 20. the PEAK of my sexual life. I'd mourn for like....a month.

I mean, you're a cool guy, but you're not really the end-all be-all

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you'd think that would bug me more, but not so much. WTF?

I am however, totally awesome. I can walk on my hands, which means made of win.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

AWESOME SAUCE! I don't wanna break your heart. Or lie. 'Cause they both make me feel like ass.

You can walk on your hands! And it is win. I can poke you when you do it!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah but now I'm confused. I mean, I'm supposed to be all "BUT YOU SHOULD MOURN" and really I'm more like "Oh. Okay. Yeah, that's about right for me too."

If you tickle me, I'm going to make fun of your hair.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

um...did we just break up? cause I don't really feel all sucky....

I was going to poke you with sticks. And you cannot mock my fuzz!I it is growing!!! Encourage the growth! Do not discourage it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I think we just downgraded to like, FWB or something. But I mean, dude, we play air hockey and throw popcorn at bad movies and make out and go dutch a lot, I mean, how is that not like FWB?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I can totally do FWB.

2am booty calls FTW!!!! Can you be my drunkdial too? This is awesome!

You rock my socks.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, how does this change anything, except that I don't have to buy you a stupid number of balloons next February? I mean, unless you got me some and I got you some and then we could just get our own and I am TOTALLY overthinking this or whatever.

Yeah, but if you drunkdial me and I'm asleep don't be surprised if all I do is hang up on you. I don't even remember shit sometimes when I'm asleep.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Um. You better get me balloons in February if you want booty call! I do not however require dinner, flowers or other shmutz. Chocolate is always appreciated regardless of date.

If I drunkdial you, I'll just show up in your room.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Balloons are awesome, so. Chocolate not so much but I do make a pretty kick ass waffle.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

so don't take this the wrong way, but I was at the mall the other day and they had this new speciality high end pet store. Anyways, I had to go in and look. And the lady there baked the dog treats RIGHT THERE. Well, they included carob dog treats. And I ALMOST bought you one because they are totally human-edible and all-natural. The lady said they were all bland to humans though and nummy to dogs. And I couldn't decide if your wonky stomach and whatnot would like it or not, so I did not get it. But, it had carob, which is why I considered it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you TOTALLY should have. If it's carob and all-natural and has no MSG or weird shit, I would've totally eaten it. And bland to other people is not so bland to me.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'll get you some tomorrow then. I just wasn't sure since it was supposed to be a dog treat, you know?

I promise, no matter how cute the rubber duckie collar is, I won't buy it for you. SO CUTE THOUGH.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's cool. It's not like, a "AHAHAHA KYLE'S A PUPPY" thing.

No collars though. Not ever, not even if it's not a joke. It's a thing. It's in the report about the 'Bird being blowed up.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

really, the collar makes me want a puppy to dress up, but I need a puppy like I need a hole in my head. Damn maturity thing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You could come visit my cat and get him a funny collar? I mean, he'll probably get it off within a day but it'd be lols until then. (He's not talking to me right now, I had to give him a bath. Stupid cat got into the trash can.)