Never thought I'd say this...

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But I can't wait for school to start. Comms shifts are all well and good, but I'm having to take up decorative oragami what with the lack of things to do.

Plus, I ain't liking this dry spell. I need to have some variety again. Forge has gotten more action than I have this summer. It's like the laws of the universe reversed somewhere. I expect the plague of locusts any day now...

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[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I can totally do FWB.

2am booty calls FTW!!!! Can you be my drunkdial too? This is awesome!

You rock my socks.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, how does this change anything, except that I don't have to buy you a stupid number of balloons next February? I mean, unless you got me some and I got you some and then we could just get our own and I am TOTALLY overthinking this or whatever.

Yeah, but if you drunkdial me and I'm asleep don't be surprised if all I do is hang up on you. I don't even remember shit sometimes when I'm asleep.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Um. You better get me balloons in February if you want booty call! I do not however require dinner, flowers or other shmutz. Chocolate is always appreciated regardless of date.

If I drunkdial you, I'll just show up in your room.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Balloons are awesome, so. Chocolate not so much but I do make a pretty kick ass waffle.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

so don't take this the wrong way, but I was at the mall the other day and they had this new speciality high end pet store. Anyways, I had to go in and look. And the lady there baked the dog treats RIGHT THERE. Well, they included carob dog treats. And I ALMOST bought you one because they are totally human-edible and all-natural. The lady said they were all bland to humans though and nummy to dogs. And I couldn't decide if your wonky stomach and whatnot would like it or not, so I did not get it. But, it had carob, which is why I considered it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you TOTALLY should have. If it's carob and all-natural and has no MSG or weird shit, I would've totally eaten it. And bland to other people is not so bland to me.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I'll get you some tomorrow then. I just wasn't sure since it was supposed to be a dog treat, you know?

I promise, no matter how cute the rubber duckie collar is, I won't buy it for you. SO CUTE THOUGH.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's cool. It's not like, a "AHAHAHA KYLE'S A PUPPY" thing.

No collars though. Not ever, not even if it's not a joke. It's a thing. It's in the report about the 'Bird being blowed up.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

really, the collar makes me want a puppy to dress up, but I need a puppy like I need a hole in my head. Damn maturity thing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You could come visit my cat and get him a funny collar? I mean, he'll probably get it off within a day but it'd be lols until then. (He's not talking to me right now, I had to give him a bath. Stupid cat got into the trash can.)

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

oh poor kitty! do you think he'd like a white patent leather collar with yellow duckies on it?

be right over!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think he'd hate it, and we should take pictures.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

hahaha, PERFECT!!