Okay, so...

Nov. 9th, 2007 08:43 am
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Hypothetically speaking, in the broadest, most hypothetical terms, what would be the easiest way to dispose of a body? If I were to, you know, hypothetically end the life of someone who decided to "accidentally" step on my foot during Ballet 2. Really really hard. With their street shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry Jennie! I didn't SEE you there! Is your toe okay? Wouldn't want you to miss ANY MORE class!"

Prima donna bitches.

Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
From behind, a single knife swipe to open the carotid and jugular. Keep the subject facing away from you to minimize blood spatter. Once the subject exsanguinates, dispose of by any one of a number of means depending on available materials and how pressed you are for time.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Dispose of, not create.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
....can you be any more creepy?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
Hey, you're the one asking about how to off your classmates. That was just the easiest way for someone like you to off someone like them. Simple, efficient, and it doesn't require a lot of strength.

But yes. I can be a lot more creepy. Want to go hunting sometime?



Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
I'm perfectly capable of offing my own classmates without help, thankyou.

You, on the other hand, cannot seem to grasp the concept of "only kidding"

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
And, seemingly, neither can you.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
And you're a kitty. A big, pretty kitty.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
What about a pretty, pretty princess? :D

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Now, now, Angel. Let's not be mean.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com
Logan, must you say things like that where the children can see it?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
Slim keeps gettin' on my case about the kids. Says I should try to get to know them, maybe even like them as people.

It keeps not working.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com
And so you choose to explain methods of murder to them?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
Go with what you know.

Besides, it's what she asked about.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com
Like Forge totally said, get rid of, not create.

o.O Um. Ew. Way creepy.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-bamf.livejournal.com
Not exactly. And I do not believe a detailed explanation of the method is appropriate for a public journal post.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
All right, all right already!

Sharing time is over. Think I'll go have a beer.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
Do you remember you said you would be taking me with you to see the deer when I could be touching without hurting? I am still practicing - Mr. Haller taught me the origami, to be making me concentrate.

I made you the wolf, if you would like it. He almost looks right.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
Good! And yes, we can go nonviolent hunting sometime. To get up close enough to touch and never harm the beast takes a lot more skill than just taking it down.

A wolf, eh? Figured out how to make a wolverine yet?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
They do not have the wolverines in Japan, I do not think, so there is not one in my book. But if I look on the Internet, I think I can be finding a way to be making one. There are many sites that show people how.

Why are you liking the wolverines, Mr. Logan? They are, how you say, the big weasel?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
Because that's my name, kid.

Pound for pound, wolverines are one of the most efficient killers on the planet. Saw one stand off a small bear once.

Gotta admit, Stryker chose well. The name fits.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
So your name is Mr. Wolverine Logan?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
No. My name's Wolverine.

Logan's just something Heather picked to call me that fit in better with normal people.

So folks can call me Logan if they want.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
I like Mr. Logan. It is the strong-sounding name also. Heather is the friend in Canada, yes?

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wolverine.livejournal.com
Yep. Heather Hudson. Found me, brought me back to sane. Her and Mac both.

Re: Hypothetically...

Date: 2007-11-09 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com
It is good to have the friends. :)

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