Okay, so...

[xp_roulette]

Hypothetically speaking, in the broadest, most hypothetical terms, what would be the easiest way to dispose of a body? If I were to, you know, hypothetically end the life of someone who decided to "accidentally" step on my foot during Ballet 2. Really really hard. With their street shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry Jennie! I didn't SEE you there! Is your toe okay? Wouldn't want you to miss ANY MORE class!"

Prima donna bitches.

Comments

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Rawr. retract those claws. Too sharp.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Considering you posess more estrogen than me lad, I would not cast stones.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

You did not just call me a girl...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh I didn't, but if you want to project, go right ahead.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Im giving you the critical eye. You just can't see it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Feed them to a pack of dinosaurs.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

are there any dinosaurs even left?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Um. I dunno - some of them were at the zoo, but they were little ones, and I dunno how long those live.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, they did almost eat Forge. That's encouraging.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is it one of those skinny "I had a tic tac and now I have to purge" chicks? Because I think we'd have to get the dinos two of them. Don't want hungy dinos.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This is where I will steal Marius's "Oi!" exclamation of indignation.

I was rather attached to those particular areas of skin and subcutaneous tissue, you know. Even with almost three years to heal, bite scars itch.

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

Cremate and scatter the ashes?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Are you volunteering?

[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

No. But sometimes even the best of us lose control and set things on fire. Whoops.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

yeah, if I get one more "fat" comment I might find myself having an "oops" myself.

Hypothetically...

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

From behind, a single knife swipe to open the carotid and jugular. Keep the subject facing away from you to minimize blood spatter. Once the subject exsanguinates, dispose of by any one of a number of means depending on available materials and how pressed you are for time.

Re: Hypothetically...

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Dispose of, not create.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

....can you be any more creepy?

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[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're the one asking about how to off your classmates. That was just the easiest way for someone like you to off someone like them. Simple, efficient, and it doesn't require a lot of strength.

But yes. I can be a lot more creepy. Want to go hunting sometime?

Re: Hypothetically...

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm perfectly capable of offing my own classmates without help, thankyou.

You, on the other hand, cannot seem to grasp the concept of "only kidding"

Re: Hypothetically...

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

And, seemingly, neither can you.

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[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Logan, must you say things like that where the children can see it?

Re: Hypothetically...

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Slim keeps gettin' on my case about the kids. Says I should try to get to know them, maybe even like them as people.

It keeps not working.

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[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

And so you choose to explain methods of murder to them?

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[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Go with what you know.

Besides, it's what she asked about.