Okay, so...

[xp_roulette]

Hypothetically speaking, in the broadest, most hypothetical terms, what would be the easiest way to dispose of a body? If I were to, you know, hypothetically end the life of someone who decided to "accidentally" step on my foot during Ballet 2. Really really hard. With their street shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry Jennie! I didn't SEE you there! Is your toe okay? Wouldn't want you to miss ANY MORE class!"

Prima donna bitches.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Feed them to a pack of dinosaurs.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

are there any dinosaurs even left?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Um. I dunno - some of them were at the zoo, but they were little ones, and I dunno how long those live.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, they did almost eat Forge. That's encouraging.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Is it one of those skinny "I had a tic tac and now I have to purge" chicks? Because I think we'd have to get the dinos two of them. Don't want hungy dinos.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, the anorexic barbie dolls that are my nemesis. They had the nerve to tell me I was "too tall" to try out for the spring dance show.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Puhlease.

You want I should come be scary at them? That'd be fun. I could donate to Marius again and we can be your crazy fangy werewolf boyfriends who eat the flesh of the skinny.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm sure I can handle this on my own. besides, having my "husband" and "boyfriend" show up would just give them additional fodder. Instead of just being fat, I'll also be a whore.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You never let me have any fun!

And seriously, WTF is up with chicks who think chicks with boobs are fat? Cluephone, stupid skinny chicks, GUYS LIKE BOOBS.

Jesus Christ. Someone needs to make a PSA or something.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Hence why they dislike me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

They hate you because you look like a girl and not like a toothpick I could break in half?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Hence the term "jealous bitches"

I mean, I think they'd leave me alone if I couldn't dance. but I can. Me and Marnie, the 180-pound girl, like to pwn them a lot.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude. "Marnie"? That's a really godawful name to give anybody.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Speak not badly of Marnie! Marnie is made of awesome. Marnie totally covered for my ass when I was off Saving The World.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This is where I will steal Marius's "Oi!" exclamation of indignation.

I was rather attached to those particular areas of skin and subcutaneous tissue, you know. Even with almost three years to heal, bite scars itch.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Exactly, therefore when I feed these girls to the dinos, it will hurt. A lot.

You didn't think I was happy you almost got eaten, did you? I gave myself a friggin migraine trying to look for you. I'm wounded.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I was told there was a little dance and a chorus of "Yay now I get his parking space".

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah, no. I rather like my friends alive and breathing, it's that little weird thing that I have, remember?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Nice to know that respiration is still one of my more attractive qualities.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

You remember our talk, right? You die, I kill you.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember, it was only me and Gidget coming back sans Vicodin. The rest of you were doped to the gills. I think I'm our low-risk candidate.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Right, which is why next time we do this? You fight Nimrod.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'll simply poison both glasses with iocaine powder.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Hey! Forget me, why don't you. :p!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

And Discharge.