Okay, so...

Nov. 9th, 2007 08:43 am
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Hypothetically speaking, in the broadest, most hypothetical terms, what would be the easiest way to dispose of a body? If I were to, you know, hypothetically end the life of someone who decided to "accidentally" step on my foot during Ballet 2. Really really hard. With their street shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry Jennie! I didn't SEE you there! Is your toe okay? Wouldn't want you to miss ANY MORE class!"

Prima donna bitches.

Date: 2007-11-09 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Nah, I'm sure I can handle this on my own. besides, having my "husband" and "boyfriend" show up would just give them additional fodder. Instead of just being fat, I'll also be a whore.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You never let me have any fun!

And seriously, WTF is up with chicks who think chicks with boobs are fat? Cluephone, stupid skinny chicks, GUYS LIKE BOOBS.

Jesus Christ. Someone needs to make a PSA or something.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Hence why they dislike me.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
They hate you because you look like a girl and not like a toothpick I could break in half?

Date: 2007-11-09 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Exactly. Hence the term "jealous bitches"

I mean, I think they'd leave me alone if I couldn't dance. but I can. Me and Marnie, the 180-pound girl, like to pwn them a lot.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude. "Marnie"? That's a really godawful name to give anybody.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Speak not badly of Marnie! Marnie is made of awesome. Marnie totally covered for my ass when I was off Saving The World.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, I'm sure she's great, but her parents were MEAN About name choices. I thought Marnie was like, that yeasty stuff that people from Australia eat.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
It's short for Marianne, actually. It's just her nickname.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oh. Well, that's not anywhere near awful.

Is she cute?

Date: 2007-11-09 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Down Kyle, Marnie has a boyfriend. Again. I think. I can't remember if they broke up again or not.

Date: 2007-11-09 06:46 pm (UTC)

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