Okay, so...

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Hypothetically speaking, in the broadest, most hypothetical terms, what would be the easiest way to dispose of a body? If I were to, you know, hypothetically end the life of someone who decided to "accidentally" step on my foot during Ballet 2. Really really hard. With their street shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry Jennie! I didn't SEE you there! Is your toe okay? Wouldn't want you to miss ANY MORE class!"

Prima donna bitches.

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Exactly, therefore when I feed these girls to the dinos, it will hurt. A lot.

You didn't think I was happy you almost got eaten, did you? I gave myself a friggin migraine trying to look for you. I'm wounded.

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I was told there was a little dance and a chorus of "Yay now I get his parking space".

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Uh, yeah, no. I rather like my friends alive and breathing, it's that little weird thing that I have, remember?

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Nice to know that respiration is still one of my more attractive qualities.

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You remember our talk, right? You die, I kill you.

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Hey, remember, it was only me and Gidget coming back sans Vicodin. The rest of you were doped to the gills. I think I'm our low-risk candidate.

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Right, which is why next time we do this? You fight Nimrod.

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I'll simply poison both glasses with iocaine powder.

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....Has Kyle been lending out his hats again?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have my own Genius Hat, thank you.

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yeah, and that's not the woolen knit monstrosity gracing your skull I saw earlier. I Blame Kyle for all that is wrong in hats around here.

I mean, it's been over a yeara nd I still can't stop Marius from doing that stupid dance.

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Mock not the warm knit cap. It keeps my Super Mutant Brain at optimum operating temperature when it's cold out.

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I mock and I mock thoroughly.

(and don't ask me where I got this one. The navy may or may not have been here earlier this summer...)

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Hello, sailor?

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Just

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What

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Is

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Wrong

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With

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My taste in hats?

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Thank you for kindly demonstrating, Kyle.

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My ears get cold.

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Hey! Forget me, why don't you. :p!

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And Discharge.

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That sound you just heard? That was me coming to get you. Charge!