Okay, so...

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Hypothetically speaking, in the broadest, most hypothetical terms, what would be the easiest way to dispose of a body? If I were to, you know, hypothetically end the life of someone who decided to "accidentally" step on my foot during Ballet 2. Really really hard. With their street shoes.

"Oh, I'm sorry Jennie! I didn't SEE you there! Is your toe okay? Wouldn't want you to miss ANY MORE class!"

Prima donna bitches.

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[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Right, which is why next time we do this? You fight Nimrod.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'll simply poison both glasses with iocaine powder.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

....Has Kyle been lending out his hats again?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have my own Genius Hat, thank you.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

yeah, and that's not the woolen knit monstrosity gracing your skull I saw earlier. I Blame Kyle for all that is wrong in hats around here.

I mean, it's been over a yeara nd I still can't stop Marius from doing that stupid dance.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Mock not the warm knit cap. It keeps my Super Mutant Brain at optimum operating temperature when it's cold out.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I mock and I mock thoroughly.

(and don't ask me where I got this one. The navy may or may not have been here earlier this summer...)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Hello, sailor?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

See, mine is adorable. Yours, (and Kyle's and Marius's by deafault) are just tradigical.

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Just

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What

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Is

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Wrong

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With

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My taste in hats?

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Thank you for kindly demonstrating, Kyle.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

My ears get cold.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain the elf hat.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's not an elf hat! It's a ... I have no idea what the hell it's supposed to be, but not elves..

do I LOOK like Legoloss?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking more of the kind that are hanging out with Santa Claus.

...OMG did I ever show you that picture that Marius's Mom sent me?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Oh, do share. Someone else should share the burden of meddlesome mothers providing embarrassing photographs.

So long as it's not a bathtub photo. Odds are that Marius was hairy enough to have a pelt by four months.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NO YOU DID NOT.

But if you do, I'll share my cookies with you! I have Gingerbread X-Men. We were seasonal and really farking goofy in cooking class. Also, Yvette is totally freakin' awesome at cutting dough into shapes.

The ones of You have red and white M&M's in their hands!