Happy birthday to me

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Home. I am 19 today.

And I have only a few words.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow son of a bitch OW OW.

Last year I got a bald Australian for my birthday, this year I get a bruise on my abdomen. I shall name him Wally. He smiles a little when I bend over.

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I think this goes without saying, but... ew. That doesn't sound like it was fun for you at all. And now you don't even have any lips, but you do have the best Halloween costume EVER!