Happy birthday to me

[xp_roulette]

Home. I am 19 today.

And I have only a few words.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow son of a bitch OW OW.

Last year I got a bald Australian for my birthday, this year I get a bruise on my abdomen. I shall name him Wally. He smiles a little when I bend over.

Comments

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

You don't really want to squish me!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

No, I don't. They frown on squishing teammates. However, talk to the Australian. When you provoke, I squish. He has the multiple concussions to prove it.