Happy birthday to me

[xp_roulette]

Home. I am 19 today.

And I have only a few words.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow son of a bitch OW OW.

Last year I got a bald Australian for my birthday, this year I get a bruise on my abdomen. I shall name him Wally. He smiles a little when I bend over.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Listening to my suggestions is never a good idea. Eventually you'll end up covered with googly eyes and have a pipe cleaner antler crown.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

That's Christmas. After eggnog. Loooots of eggnog.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Promises, promises.

I'm gonna make you that crown and have those googly eyes on hand now.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yay! Awesome! You're my favoritest Southern, all-black-wearing, sculpture-making, guy-named-Kevin ever!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

How convenient since I'm the only one and don't have any competition for the title at all.