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Dear Herman Melville,

While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to torment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.

Seriously.

No Love,

Me.



P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Wait, is it Hat Wars time? I always win at Hat Wars. Unless Kyle brings out that strange thing he wears on his brainpan...

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter yourself. My hat is vastly superior. Yours lacks the attractive white hatband.

Now, if Jay were still here to contribute the feather, on the other hand . . .

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

See, you might need to re-learn a few things, now that you're no longer regularly consuming your peers as a matter of survival. It's often considered gauche in modern culture to wear parts of one's friends.

Besides, Jay's feathers are that weird dark pink color that doesn't go well with anything I own.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Lies! It would work with the Fabulous Pink Shirt.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Possibly. I could try and pass it off as some sort of odd tribal thing, if I gave a damn.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Is it now? It seems rather inconsequential after going a solid year wearing the mutations of others. Providing the accessory was willingly donated, that is.

You do have that pink which you of course did not intend to acquire in any way, shape or form and yet still persist in wearing.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

My hats > all.