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Nov. 5th, 2006 09:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_rouletteDear Herman Melville,
While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned totorment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.
Seriously.
No Love,
Me.
P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.
While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to
Seriously.
No Love,
Me.
P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.
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Date: 2006-11-06 03:24 am (UTC)So to speak.
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Date: 2006-11-06 03:26 am (UTC)Plus, Ahab stabs it with a shafted weapon. OH! Perhaps it's symbolic of latent homosexuality?
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Date: 2006-11-06 03:46 am (UTC)On an unrelated and far more important note, behold: my new hat. The abrupt lack of hair was causing me quite the chill, so Kyle was kind enough to make a donation. Alas, he could not be persuaded to part with the orange, but I think this particular shade of purple is quite fetching. What do you think? Cunning, no?
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:11 am (UTC)Do not mock my hair. You do need sleep. And you would look rather fetching with patterns shaved into your eyebrows.
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Date: 2006-11-06 03:56 am (UTC)See? It even comes with its own little dance.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:05 am (UTC)Now merely with added Hat.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:13 am (UTC)Of course, you will understand when I will walk 10 feet ahead of you when we are in public if you wear the Hat. My presence would detract from the stunningness that is the Hat.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:19 am (UTC)Now, if Jay were still here to contribute the feather, on the other hand . . .
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:25 am (UTC)You wound me. You know I need no further chemical assistence. The damage has long since been done.
You do speak the truth. Lovely as you are, even your indescribable beauty pales before that of the Hat. One must hope it never comes putting a choice to it; our fragile martrimony might once again find itself in dire straights.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:38 am (UTC)The purple hat didn't come with a dance when I got it. WTF! Unfair!
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:46 am (UTC)As for the dance, clearly the Hat loves me far better than it ever did you.
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