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Dear Herman Melville,

While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to torment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.

Seriously.

No Love,

Me.



P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Marius has a mop.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

That time is passed. Although now that you bring it up that would be rather a handy use for the dreads, wouldn't it? Perhaps I shall call a man. It would lend a pleasant personal touch to housekeeping.