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Dear Herman Melville,

While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to torment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.

Seriously.

No Love,

Me.



P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.

Comments

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Oh I think not. My hair is clearly superior to yours.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

While you do possess truly fantastic tresses, I'm afraid I win here simply for originality and versatility.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I think it's clear that my hair wins for best overall. Yours however does do nicely in the most versatile category.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ah you are merely jealous that I posess the ability to look gorgeous as a blonde, brunette and redhead.

I have even pulled off purple.

It's the green that we shall never ever speak of again.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Actually I was just thinking that I'm glad my natural hair color doesn't require all the extensive help that yours does. It's just beautiful without effort.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I would argue, but my natural hair color seems to slip my mind.

Hold up, ah-hah, consulting old photos, it was a very fabulous light brown. Of course, this is when I was eleven.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I say we have a competition. Whosoever's hair is most pleasant to run ones fingers through shall be declared the winner.

I volunteer myself as judge.