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Dear Herman Melville,

While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to torment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.

Seriously.

No Love,

Me.



P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I already have that little tiny scar in my left eyebrow, remember? Let's not try and make them match.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

It's for Fashion!

I could always just shave a swear word into the back of your head. That will make you very popular at buiness school, no?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'm trying my best to be nondescript. I don't have the greatest track record with being the one standing out in a classroom environment.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

In the interest of nondescriptness, I adivse you should take another scar on your right eyebrow. For reasons of Symmetry, and also having some say in which part of your body you find shaven.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's barely noticeable. And with an average class size of fifty-two, I rather enjoy not being noticed in a crowd. While I don't get the "eek, visible mutant!" reaction from folks, all it takes is one stumble on the stairs and people notice and start the whole staring-and-whispering routine. Being able to vanish unnoticed into the back of a classroom is a nice escape now and then.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes, a lack of reactions is rather refreshing, isn't it?