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Dear Herman Melville,

While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to torment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.

Seriously.

No Love,

Me.



P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.

Comments

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Lots of us have better hair than Marius. Particularly right now.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Right now, MY hair is better than Marius.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

That's true.

Mine, of course, is always better than Marius's.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

And of course, mine triumphs overall.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Oh I think not. My hair is clearly superior to yours.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

While you do possess truly fantastic tresses, I'm afraid I win here simply for originality and versatility.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I think it's clear that my hair wins for best overall. Yours however does do nicely in the most versatile category.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Ah you are merely jealous that I posess the ability to look gorgeous as a blonde, brunette and redhead.

I have even pulled off purple.

It's the green that we shall never ever speak of again.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Actually I was just thinking that I'm glad my natural hair color doesn't require all the extensive help that yours does. It's just beautiful without effort.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I would argue, but my natural hair color seems to slip my mind.

Hold up, ah-hah, consulting old photos, it was a very fabulous light brown. Of course, this is when I was eleven.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I say we have a competition. Whosoever's hair is most pleasant to run ones fingers through shall be declared the winner.

I volunteer myself as judge.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Marius has a mop.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

That time is passed. Although now that you bring it up that would be rather a handy use for the dreads, wouldn't it? Perhaps I shall call a man. It would lend a pleasant personal touch to housekeeping.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Did Kyle just insult my luxurious tresses, now sadly maimed before their time? Mate, did you or did you not once hack yours off above the ears for reasons of a good kicking?

Terry, however, I concede shall win forevermore at Hair.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. People would kill to have hair like mine.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I find it inexcusable that of the physical mutations I was able to absorb in your year of selfless donations, your fabulous hair did not number among them.

Truly my heart is rent in twain. This I shall solve with another dance.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

My hair is no mutation. I got it from my mother.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

As I did mine.

Although as you have met my mother I cannot safely claim it has no association with mutancy.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And yet, even short, my hair is still better.