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Dear Herman Melville,

While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to torment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.

Seriously.

No Love,

Me.



P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.

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Am I called to defend your honour, my love? It will be harrowing, as I shall be called to combat the man who contributed to the saving of my life for a questionable cause, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make for you.

And also that shirt.

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As entertaining as it would be to see the two of you in a duel over my honor, I believe I have this well in hand, merci, ma belle Australien