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Nov. 5th, 2006 09:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_rouletteDear Herman Melville,
While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned totorment educate high school seniors, if I get ONE MORE page describing whale anatomy, I am going to kill something.
Seriously.
No Love,
Me.
P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.
While I can accept the fact that you are one of the great American writers and thus are assigned to
Seriously.
No Love,
Me.
P.S.. Although, I can see why we're compairing this to Freud. Phallic much there? Geez. I think I prefer Hamlet and his Mom-love.
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Date: 2006-11-06 03:56 am (UTC)See? It even comes with its own little dance.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:05 am (UTC)Now merely with added Hat.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:13 am (UTC)Of course, you will understand when I will walk 10 feet ahead of you when we are in public if you wear the Hat. My presence would detract from the stunningness that is the Hat.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:19 am (UTC)Now, if Jay were still here to contribute the feather, on the other hand . . .
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:26 am (UTC)Besides, Jay's feathers are that weird dark pink color that doesn't go well with anything I own.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:35 am (UTC)Is it now? It seems rather inconsequential after going a solid year wearing the mutations of others. Providing the accessory was willingly donated, that is.
You do have that pink which you of course did not intend to acquire in any way, shape or form and yet still persist in wearing.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:25 am (UTC)You wound me. You know I need no further chemical assistence. The damage has long since been done.
You do speak the truth. Lovely as you are, even your indescribable beauty pales before that of the Hat. One must hope it never comes putting a choice to it; our fragile martrimony might once again find itself in dire straights.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:31 am (UTC)Clearly I must formulate another plan.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:38 am (UTC)The purple hat didn't come with a dance when I got it. WTF! Unfair!
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:40 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:46 am (UTC)As for the dance, clearly the Hat loves me far better than it ever did you.
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Date: 2006-11-06 04:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-11-06 04:55 am (UTC).. it is nearly midnight. I demand a midnight mambo.
... also, okay, WAY more sugar then I should have eaten.