Hey, boys?

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A lesson for the future:

If you are "dating" a girl, whom you've referred to as your "girlfriend" on more than occasion, it's probably not a good idea to stop returning her phonecalls or text messages, and drop off the face of the planet only to magically reappear at some dive bar in Brooklyn you frequented with said "girlfriend," sucking face with another chick.

If you've got a Y chromosome, don't talk to me today. Or I might be forced to do to you what I did to Travis, which was to kick his testicles into his spine.


Stupid shit-eating douchebag ASSHOLE.

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Damn straight. What they hell are they good for anyways?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Letsee, making us pick up after them, being dirty, broke, stoned and/or drunk most of the time...

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Yeah, those are all negatives in my book.

This is why I've sworn off men. We don't need them anymore.

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Let's not forget selfish, head surgically attached to their own rectums, misogynistic, and did I mention they're fucking selfish?

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Nope, never mentioned it.

Also? Babies. NO THANKS.

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babies aren't even part of the equation. All I want is someone who doesn't have their head shoved up their ass. Which eliminates 99.999992% of the general population.

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Nono, they ACT like babies. all whiny and self-centered, me me me. Who has time for that?

It does. Might try looking for someone in Tibet?

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Yeah, I'm not your Mommy, fucker. Nor am I your maid or your sex toy.

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I can make you a list.