Hey, boys?

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A lesson for the future:

If you are "dating" a girl, whom you've referred to as your "girlfriend" on more than occasion, it's probably not a good idea to stop returning her phonecalls or text messages, and drop off the face of the planet only to magically reappear at some dive bar in Brooklyn you frequented with said "girlfriend," sucking face with another chick.

If you've got a Y chromosome, don't talk to me today. Or I might be forced to do to you what I did to Travis, which was to kick his testicles into his spine.


Stupid shit-eating douchebag ASSHOLE.

Comments

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One testicle retrieval operation coming up!

Personally, I think you let him off too easy.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

That cowardly little fucker didn't have the balls to break up with me to my face. He did the whole "If she can't see or hear me, then I can pretend we never happened!"

I. Fucking. Hate. Men.

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Damn straight. What they hell are they good for anyways?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Letsee, making us pick up after them, being dirty, broke, stoned and/or drunk most of the time...

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, those are all negatives in my book.

This is why I've sworn off men. We don't need them anymore.

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Let's not forget selfish, head surgically attached to their own rectums, misogynistic, and did I mention they're fucking selfish?

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Nope, never mentioned it.

Also? Babies. NO THANKS.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

babies aren't even part of the equation. All I want is someone who doesn't have their head shoved up their ass. Which eliminates 99.999992% of the general population.

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Nono, they ACT like babies. all whiny and self-centered, me me me. Who has time for that?

It does. Might try looking for someone in Tibet?

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Yeah, I'm not your Mommy, fucker. Nor am I your maid or your sex toy.

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You should stop dating straight men, hon.

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I'll second this.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Non-straight men, on the whole, tend to not want to date me. And women are fucking crazy.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

There are non-straight men who do like women, you know. I know a few.

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I can make you a list.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm in the mood to give it a go with someone else. I'm having a hard time keeping myself from breaking this guy's leg.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Not now. When your homicidal rage has dulled to a quiet simmer.

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There is NOTHING wrong with dating a woman!!

It's kinda fun.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

I thought you had my back Mark.

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Oh, how I wish I could have it.

[x-bishop.livejournal.com]

The trust is gone.