Hey, boys?

[xp_roulette]

A lesson for the future:

If you are "dating" a girl, whom you've referred to as your "girlfriend" on more than occasion, it's probably not a good idea to stop returning her phonecalls or text messages, and drop off the face of the planet only to magically reappear at some dive bar in Brooklyn you frequented with said "girlfriend," sucking face with another chick.

If you've got a Y chromosome, don't talk to me today. Or I might be forced to do to you what I did to Travis, which was to kick his testicles into his spine.


Stupid shit-eating douchebag ASSHOLE.

Comments

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'll second this.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Non-straight men, on the whole, tend to not want to date me. And women are fucking crazy.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

There are non-straight men who do like women, you know. I know a few.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm in the mood to give it a go with someone else. I'm having a hard time keeping myself from breaking this guy's leg.

[x-pressive.livejournal.com]

Not now. When your homicidal rage has dulled to a quiet simmer.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

There is NOTHING wrong with dating a woman!!

It's kinda fun.